"Try to Guess WHO I AM, - DON’T PEEK."

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Dan Everiss <oregdan@hotmail.com> Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 1:24 PM To: Daniel Everiss <oregdan@hotmail.com> Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Delete | Show original Date: Sat, 31 Dec 2011 10:19:41 -0500 Subject: Try to Guess WHO I AM DON’T PEEK. From: mrxristidis@gmail.com To: oregdan@hotmail.com Try to  Guess WHO I AM DON’T PEEK. I was born in one country, raised in  another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only  child.  He  fathered several children with numerous women.*I became very close to my  mother, as my father showed no interest in me.  My  mother died at an early age from cancer. I became close with my  grandmother. Later  in life, questions arose over my real name.My birth records were sketchy  and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth  certificate. I grew up practicing one  faith but converted to Christianity, as it  was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't  follow Christianity, except in the public  eye under scrutiny. I worked and lived among lower-class people  as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about  them. That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my  life and I embarked on a new career. I wrote a book about my  struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I  had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a  child. I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help  behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for  national office in my 40s.  They  said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That  reinforced my conceit. I had a virtually non-existent resume,  little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and  citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small  roofing tacks. I drew incredibly large crowds during my public  appearances. This bolstered my ego. At first, my political  campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of  my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my  country. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views  on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really  good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed  & housed for free. I knew which group was responsible for  getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks &  corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they  were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.I  called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all  people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside  the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread  popular support. I knew that, if I merely offered the people  'hope', together we could change our country and the world. So, I  started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include  "persecuted minorities" like the Jews.   My true  views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until  after I became my nation's leader. I had to carefully guard  reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed,  if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I  associated with. I'm glad they didn't. Then, I became the most powerful  man in the world. And the world learned the truth. *Who am I? *  (Don't miss  below) I  am . . . ADOLF HITLER. WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF? =