play-on-word Humour

A Light Sharing: of some (English language): play-on-word Humour: EXOPHILIA

Dan Everiss Fri, Jan 29, 2016 at 10:03 PM Name of the one who sent this to me withheld, to protect the guilty! EXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course! .        How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it.  .        Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer! .        A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy. .        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. .        Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. .        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. .        I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. .        They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. .        I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. .        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. .        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. .        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. .        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. .        When chemists die, they barium. .        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down. .        I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words. .        Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations. .        I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me. .        Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? .        When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. .        Broken pencils are pointless. .        What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus. .       I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. .       All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.  The police have nothing to go on. .       I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. .        Velcro - what a rip off! .         Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last